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Latest news
We have finally found a suitable camera to make episodes of charlie and tim with. We will make the other 12 episodes and upload them now and again!
Camera problem.
Camera these days are very expensive and the crap factory needs a new camera so I decided I will get one for christmas but there is a problem. I don't know what camera to buy. E-mail us your ideas at crap.factory@hotmail.com. The camera must be in the price range of £80.00 to £240.00.
Remember we need your ideas by november the tenth so hurry up
the crap factory.
hey we have found a camera thanks guys!
Up there is the original crap factory logo which we used to always use. Now we use some proper graphics and we are hoping to get someone to make us an animated start. We have also had many different title songs. The original was a high pitch voice singing crap factory. Then we made some title music then had the high pitched voice. But the new one is the best one because it is children going " ahhh" then a weirdo shouts " Be quiet people are sleeping".
If you have a title song you want to share with us, e-mail us at crap.factory@hotmail.com and we will use the best idea.
Also send us your picture ideas or make us an animated title thing and we will make sure we use it.
Charlie swyer
head of the crap factory
Hitchman news!!!!
Great news.We have started writing episodes of the hitchman. We have confirmed that there will be 10 episodes 1 a fortnight. We will start filming in the new year and we hope to finish by may. The script is coming on fine and each episode will be about 3-5 minutes each. They don't sound long but trust me they are action packed. We won;t be uploading them early because for my birthday I'm getting final cut express and a effects software which we will edit with. Imovie is a good program but not good enough for the hitchman. We will probably use it for beastenders but we won't reveal that yet.
yours faithly
charlie swyer
head of the crap factory
p.s the hitchman theme is underneath so make sure you watch it!
